What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously?
A receding hareline.
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What does an elephant use for a Tampon?
A sheep!
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How many canaries can you get under a Scotsman's kilt?
Depends how long the perch is.
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A fly sees a cute little female fly land on a pile of shit. He buzzes down and says, "Excuse me, miss, is this stool taken?"
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