How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice. Then you open a can of peas. Place the peas next to the whole in the ice. When the bear comes to take a pea... you kick him in the ice hole.
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Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break.
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Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels.
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
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Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
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