Did you hear about the nearsighted skunk?
He tried to rape a fart.
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Why do mice have small balls?
Not that many know how to dance.
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What sound does a Horny Toad make?
RUB IT, RUB IT..
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What do you call a dog with metal balls and no hind legs?
Sparky.
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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