What do you call a cow with and abortion?

What do you call a cow with and abortion?
Decalfinated.
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What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?
Rhesus Pieces.
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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
K9P.
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What is brown and sits in the forest?
Winnie's poo.
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What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help after it bites your leg off.
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