How do you know if elephants have been making love in your back yard?

How do you know if elephants have been making love in your back yard?
The trash can liner bags are missing.
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What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
You either get an onion with long floppy ears, or you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam."
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
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Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
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