Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
Because she wanted to mail a litter.
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Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
Petsylvania.
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Why should you walk carefully when it's raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle.
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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
Catch.
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What do English cats drink in the afternoon?
Kit-tea.
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Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
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