How do you call a barber cat?
Yell..."Hair Kitty!"
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What did the man say when the steamroller ran over his cat?
Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss.
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What did the doe say as she came running out of the brush?
"That's the LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!"
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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
Because they have cotton balls.
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What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
Beef Strokenoff.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.
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