What goes, "99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump"?
A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What disease can you get from kissing birds?
Chirpes! (A canareal disease, but it's untweetable.)
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Why does a tiger have stripes?
So he won't be spotted.
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What do you call a cat who does tricks?
A magic kit.
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What kind of work does a weak cat do?
Light mouse work.
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